Season 8, Episode 9: "The Abstinence"

Say me, you and Kramer are flying over the Andes.

Why are we flying over the Andes?

We got a soccer game in Chile. Anyway, the plane crashes.

- Who are you gonna eat to survive? - Kramer.

- So fast? What about me? - No.

Kramer's so stringy. I'm plump, juicy.

Kramer's got more muscle, higher protein content. It's better for you.

- Well, I would eat you. - That's very nice, I guess.

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