Season 8, Episode 7: "The Checks"

See that salesman twirling that umbrella?

I invented that.

That had to be invented?

When I started out as a comedian, I sold umbrellas.

It was my idea to twirl it to attract customers.

Oh, really? Well, why don't we ask him about it?

-Elaine. -Excuse me.

Hey, how you doing?

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