Season 8, Episode 4: "The Little Kicks"

- Who put you up to this? Was it her? - All right.

Wait, I think you've got it backwards.

George isn't clever enough to hatch a scheme like this.

- You got that right. - What the hell does that mean?

That means whatever the hell you want it to mean.

You saying you want a piece of me?

I could drop you like a bag of dirt.

You want a piece of me?

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