Season 8, Episode 4: "The Little Kicks"

- May I use your phone? - Yeah, yeah. It's under the couch.

Look at you. You got another gig, huh?

I don't want another gig.

I'm not doing this.

But you have a gift. Look, Jerry, this is not your little comedy act.

We're talking feature films here.

We're talking federal crime here.

I'll expect that tape by 3:00 tomorrow.

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