Season 8, Episode 4: "The Little Kicks"

- I wouldn't walk over there. - Why not?

Because it's the most dangerous part of the sidewalk.

A cab hops a curb:

You've had your last egg sandwich.

What about over there? You know, air conditioners fall out all the time.

I'd much rather get hit by an 80-pound air conditioner than a two-ton cab.

No, no, cab's coming up right here.

Set of plastic hips, prosthetic legs...

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