Season 8, Episode 3: "The Bizarro Jerry"

I've been having trouble at home.

I mean, you know, I'll work harder, nights, weekends, whatever it takes.

No. No. I don't think that's going to do it.

These reports you handed in...

...it's almost as if you have no business training at all.

I don't know what this is supposed to be.

Well, I'm just trying to get ahead.

Well, I'm sorry. There's just no way that we could keep you on.

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