Season 8, Episode 3: "The Bizarro Jerry"

I can't spend the rest of my life...

...coming into this stinking apartment every 10 minutes...

...to pore over the excruciating minutiae...

...of every single daily event.

Why not? Like, yesterday, I went to the bank to make a deposit...

- ...and the teller gives me this look-- - I'll see you later, man. I gotta go.

The whole system is breaking down.

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