Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →- Where were you today? - What?
- Damn. - So? Where were you?
Here, I guess. And I went out and picked up a paper.
I had to ask Kevin to leave his office and come and pick me up.
- Well, what are friends for? - Yes.
And he is a friend, Jerry.
He's reliable, he's considerate, he's like your exact opposite.
So he's Bizarro Jerry.