Season 8, Episode 3: "The Bizarro Jerry"

- Where were you today? - What?

- Damn. - So? Where were you?

Here, I guess. And I went out and picked up a paper.

I had to ask Kevin to leave his office and come and pick me up.

- Well, what are friends for? - Yes.

And he is a friend, Jerry.

He's reliable, he's considerate, he's like your exact opposite.

So he's Bizarro Jerry.

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