Season 8, Episode 3: "The Bizarro Jerry"

All right, how about this? You're abducted by aliens.

- Fine. - Haul you aboard the mothership...

...take you back to their planet as a curiosity.

Now, would you rather be in their zoo or their circus?

I gotta go zoo.

I feel like I could set more of my own schedule.

In the circus, you get to ride on the train, see the whole planet.

I'm wearing a little hat. I'm jumping through fire.

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