Season 7, Episode 19: "The Wig Master"

That's right. I don't care for the salesman that sold it to me.

I don't think you can return an item for spite.

What do you mean?

Well, if there was some problem with the garment,

if it were unsatisfactory in some way,

then we could do it for you.

But I'm afraid spite doesn't fit

any of our conditions for a refund.

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