Season 7, Episode 19: "The Wig Master"

I wanna know, how did that get into my car?

Hey, look, you walk in this city,

you gotta expect things are gonna stick to your foot.

You open your car and bing! Condom.

That doesn't explain the lipstick on the dashboard.

Here, take a few shirts.

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