Season 7, Episode 11: "The Rye"

If I had a dime for every book he's actually read...

...I'd be broke.

-More wine, anyone? -Yeah, I'll take more. Thank you.

-How do you like the merlot? -Merlot? I never heard of it.

-Did they just invent it? -Oh, brother.

She's heard of the merlot.

Let me understand.

You got the hen, the chicken and the rooster.

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