Season 7, Episode 9: "The Sponge"

-It completely turned her off. -Well, I can see that.

Why do you have to do that for? Who cares about your pant size?

I don't wanna be a 32.

I'd kill to be a 32.

She said I wasn't spongeworthy. Wouldn't waste a Sponge on me.

I wish I had one. That condom killed me.

Why do they have to make the wrappers so hard to open?

It's probably so the woman has one last chance to change her mind.