Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →Elaine, you should admire me. I'm aspiring to date a giving person.
-But you're a taking person. -That's why I should date...
...a giving person. If I date a taking person...
...everyone's taking, taking, taking. No one's giving. It's bedlam.
She's gonna ask how you got her number.
Oh, I'll tell her I met some guy who knew her and he gave it to me.
-What's he look like? -I didn't pay much attention.
I'd just come from buying a speedboat.