Season 7, Episode 9: "The Sponge"

Elaine, you should admire me. I'm aspiring to date a giving person.

-But you're a taking person. -That's why I should date...

...a giving person. If I date a taking person...

...everyone's taking, taking, taking. No one's giving. It's bedlam.

She's gonna ask how you got her number.

Oh, I'll tell her I met some guy who knew her and he gave it to me.

-What's he look like? -I didn't pay much attention.

I'd just come from buying a speedboat.

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