Season 7, Episode 9: "The Sponge"

-What are you all out of breath from? -The elevator just broke.

I had to walk up five flights.

And you got the AIDS Walk tomorrow.

You're never gonna make it. You're in horrible shape.

-I'm in tiptop shape. -Tiptop?

-Better than you. -I got a 31 waist, mister.

Well, I'm walking for charity. What are you doing?

What am I doing? I'm dating a woman who happens to be sponsoring...

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