Season 7, Episode 2: "The Postponement"

Well, I started to tell her, and then all of a sudden, for some reason...

...I just burst into tears.

-You cried? -I bawled uncontrollably.

I just poured my guts out. And I'll tell you, Jerry, it was incredible.

I never realized how powerful these tears are.

I could have postponed it another five years if I wanted to.

Sorry about that movie thing. I was joking around.

Sorry? Are you kidding?

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