Season 7, Episode 2: "The Postponement"

-You're kidding. -No, no, I would turn you in.

-You would turn me in? -I wouldn't even think about it.

You're supposed to be a friend of mine.

Well, what kind of person are you, going around killing people?

Well, I'm sure I had a good reason.

Well, if you killed this person, who's to say I wouldn't be next?

-But you know me. -I thought I did.

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