Season 6, Episode 24: "The Understudy"

As of now, you're banned from the store. You're banned!

It's a pizza the moment you put your fists in the dough.

I have a hair on my tongue.

Can't get it off.

You know how much I hate that?

Soup's not a meal.

You're supposed to buy me a meal.

Yeah, well, just keep out of my business, you big ape.

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