Season 6, Episode 24: "The Understudy"

I was talkin' to this guy, you know,

and I just happened to throw my purse on the sofa,

and my diaphragm goes flying out.

So I just froze, you know.

Staring at my diaphragm, you know.

It's just lying there.

So then this woman,

the one who sold me this hair thing,

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