Season 6, Episode 24: "The Understudy"

had it been published under it's original title,

War: What Is It Good For?

Yeah, Mr. Lippman.

It was his mistress who insisted that he call it War and Peace.

War: What Is It Good For?

If I see her, what do I say that I'm doing here?

Well, you came to see me. I work in the building.

What do you do?

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