Season 6, Episode 24: "The Understudy"

you don't know the first thing about first base.

Oh. Well, I know something about gettin' to first base.

And I know you'll never be there.

The way I figure it, I've already been there.

I plan on rounding second tonight at around 11:00.

I'd watch the third-base coach if I were you,

'cause I don't think he's wavin' you in.

I guess things changed for me on Tuesday night.

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