Season 6, Episode 24: "The Understudy"

You know, it must be impossible for a Spanish person

to order seltzer and not get salsa.

I wanted seltzer, not salsa.

Don't you know the difference between seltzer and salsa?

You have the seltzer after the salsa.

See? This should be the show. This is the show.

This. Just talkin'.

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