Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →I've called this meeting because we have a problem.
For the last few months...
...someone has been stealing equipment from the club.
Until recently, it's been little things:
Bases, batting helmets, doughnuts.
But two nights ago, they pulled a big one.
They took a pitching machine, a batting cage, the infield tarp...
...and all of Mr. Steinbrenner's vitamins.