Season 6, Episode 18: "The Doorman"

I'm sure he's having a good laugh over this with his doorman buddies.

So you didn't even want the couch?

No, I was just messing with his head.

And they think they're better than us.

Anyway, Jerry-- Jerry.

-We have to replace the couch. -Now we have to buy a new couch?

Not necessarily.

Why don't you take back the couch you gave me?

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