Season 6, Episode 18: "The Doorman"

-You see? Again. -What? I said, "Right."

All right, you came right upstairs without talking to the doorman.

But the doorman's gonna say I was there.

So what? No one's gonna believe a doorman.

-I don't know if this is gonna work. -Stick with the story. We'll be fine.

-Let me do the talking. -Okay.

Good. Now fix me a drink.

How's that feel?

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