Season 6, Episode 18: "The Doorman"

What are you doing here? You're supposed to be gone.

I traded shifts with the night doorman. He had personal affairs to attend to.

My fellow doormen and I watch out for each other.

We don't stab each other in the back like people in your world.

Look, I don't want any trouble.

I don't have a doorman in my building. I guess I'm not used to talking to them.

-I'd really just like to be friends. -You wanna be friends?

I'd like to be.

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