Season 6, Episode 16: "The Beard"

Oh, all right. Go ahead. Deride. Deride if you must.

But let me tell you something.

With my personality and this head of hair, you know what I am now?

I am in the game.

I no longer defer to the coifed. I'm a player.

You know, I thought of something.

I know this gorgeous woman. She called me up this morning.

She's moving into the city, and she asked if I knew anyone...