Season 6, Episode 16: "The Beard"

What do you mean, he went back?

I don't understand. You were having a great time. The sex, the shopping.

Well, here's the thing.

Being a woman...

...I only really have access to the...

...equipment...

...what, 30, 45 minutes a week?

And that's on a good week.

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