Season 6, Episode 16: "The Beard"

Yeah, I've heard of that. I mean, they usually wear a wig.

-Hey, buddy. -Hey.

You fixed me up with a bald woman.

-Bald? -Yeah, that's right.

Do you see the irony here?

You're rejecting somebody because they're bald.

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