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You should either take it off or tell her about it.
He's not gonna take it off. If he was gonna go bald...
...I never would have introduced them.
-I guarantee she won't know. -Yeah. That's it.
I'm gonna go down to the precinct, have lunch with Lou.
Oh, I'll split a cab with you.
Hey, I'm really sorry about the other day, man. Really sorry.