Season 6, Episode 16: "The Beard"

Look at you. Why don't you use a fork. You're no good with the sticks.

I know. I need a lesson.

You stink. You know you stink. What is this?

Oh, my ballet tickets.

Oh, your ballet tickets.

Have you ever been to the ballet?

No, but I've seen people on tiptoes.

-You know, I'm going as a beard. -A beard?

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