Season 6, Episode 14: "The Highlights Of 100"

...the counter was right there.

I didn't know she had a pony.

Who figures an immigrant is gonna have a pony?

I mean, in all the pictures I saw of immigrants on boats...

...coming into New York Harbor...

...I never saw one of them sitting on a pony.

But why would anyone come here if they had a pony?

Who leaves a country packed with ponies to go to a non-pony country?

Elaine's matter-of-fact confession that every one of their romantic interludes was a performance — delivered with the stoic certainty of someone reading off an itinerary.