Season 6, Episode 14: "The Highlights Of 100"

It's not you. It's me.

You're giving me the "it's not you, it's me" routine?

I invented "it's not you, it's me." Nobody tells me it's them, not me.

-If it's anybody, it's me. -All right.

-George, it's you. -You are damn right it's me.

Elaine, you don't know the first thing about first base.

Well, I know something about getting to first base...

...and I know you'll never be there.

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