Season 6, Episode 1: "The Chaperone"

The only bad thing is we have to go out with a chaperone.

Chaperone? What, are you kidding?

-No. It's the contest rules. -What does the chaperone do?

I don't know. She just sits there.

-Can she talk? -I'm not sure if she's allowed to talk.

-Are you calling her? -Yeah.

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