Season 6, Episode 1: "The Chaperone"

-Well, I'm wearing this red-- -Stop right there.

-No good? -Disaster.

-Why? -Well, you got brown eyes.

-You wanna wear a green dress. -That makes sense.

Well, here we are.

Kramer, would you consider being my personal consultant for the pageant?

Okay. But if I'm gonna do this...

...we play by my rules or we don't play at all.

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