Season 6, Episode 1: "The Chaperone"

All right, Kramer.

This is important. She's gotta be able to answer these questions.

She's not gonna have time to think with millions of people watching her.

Any hesitation could cost her the crown. You know, poise counts.

-You really know a lot about this. -Yeah, like last year...

...Miss Texas should have won easily.

But she lost points in the swimsuit competition.

-What could she have done? -Tape her breasts together.

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