Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →I've always wondered why baseball is so associated with sex.
"He's playing the field. He scored. He didn't get to first base."
"I struck out." "Why?" "She wanted a diamond."
It's always baseball, always baseball.
As far as baseball goes, I prefer the fat umpires.
If you're on the field and not in the game...
...you should be in the worst physical condition a human could be in.
They should be allowed to eat during the game.