Season 5, Episode 14: "The Marine Biologist"

I got about 50 feet out when suddenly,

the great beast appeared before me.

I tell ya, he was 10 stories high if he was a foot!

As if sensing my presence, he let out a great bellow.

I said, "Easy, big fella."

And then, as I watched him struggling, I realized

that something was obstructing its breathing.

From where I was standing, I could see directly

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