Season 5, Episode 11: "The Conversion"

Any medicine you're usin' is on the sink.

It's not really even a medicine cabinet.

It's really like an ointment museum, isn't it?

It's like, "Here's a salve from 1983,

some cream from the '70s."

But you wanna keep it private,

because a medicine cabinet is a place

that reveals our weaknesses,

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