Season 5, Episode 11: "The Conversion"

I mean, I don't know why they need these little bits

of psychological leverage over us all the time.

"Go in that little room,

take your pants off, wait 15 minutes,

then I'll give you my opinion."

I mean, after that, anybody that comes in with pants on

seems like they know what they're talking about.

In any difference of opinion, pants always beats no pants.

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