Season 5, Episode 9: "The Masseuse"

If someone asked me nicely.

I'm Claude Seinfeld.

Hey, how many people did Rifkin strangle, 18?

Yeah, 18 strangles.

Well, you know why Rifkin was a serial killer?

Because he was adopted.

Just like Son of Sam was adopted.

adoption leads to serial killing.

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