Season 5, Episode 9: "The Masseuse"

JERRY: What do you mean, no?

Look, who are you kidding?

You come up to my apartment

with your table and your little oils.

And I'm not supposed to expect anything?

You're a massage teaser.

Listen, I massage who I want when I want.

I don't submit to forcible massage.

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