Season 5, Episode 9: "The Masseuse"

I wouldn't mind being set up.

Something tells me she's a knockout!

But first, she sets the mood perfectly

with this New Age music played over ocean sounds.

Then she lays you out on this table,

and she proceeds to rub oil

over your entire body.

And she rubs long and deep.

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