Season 5, Episode 9: "The Masseuse"

I am looser than creamed corn.

Who told you to get a massage from her?

I haven't gotten a massage from her yet!

You don't know what you're missing, buddy.

No one hails a cab like me.

My hailing technique is unmatched.

See, I get the wrist going side to side and boom!

Cabs are crashing into themselves to just pick me up.