Season 5, Episode 9: "The Masseuse"

I'm very good at this.

Did you pick up anything?

I didn't pick up anything.

The second time I sent the noodles back...

I-- I thought she made a face.

I didn't see a face.

I thought I saw a face.

Anyhow, what's the difference?

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