Season 5, Episode 9: "The Masseuse"

Sweetheart, I was exaggerating.

I'm learning a lot about you tonight, George.

I've never seen you like this.

It's like somebody's pulling on wires back here.

You know, it's like you never see a really attractive woman

getting a traffic ticket.

How can you say that?

My sister got a ticket last week.

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