Season 5, Episode 9: "The Masseuse"

Oh, did you get a massage yet?

No. How many times do I have to go out with her,

before I get a massage?

Jerry, she gives massages all day.

She doesn't want to give them on dates.

Yeah, I know. She just wants to have sex.

So it's like going to Idaho and eating carrots.

I like carrots, but I'm in Idaho,