Season 4, Episode 23: "The Pilot"

It's a little test. It's nothing. You're a real nut, you know that?"

Told you God would never let me be successful.

I never should've written that pilot.

The show will be a hit, make millions, and I'll be dead.

Dead, Jerry. Because of this.

Can't you at least die with a little dignity?

I can't die with dignity. I have no dignity.

I want to be the person who doesn't die with dignity.

Create GIFSearch more Seinfeld quotes →