Season 4, Episode 23: "The Pilot"

He took a biopsy, Jerry. A biopsy.

-What'd he say? -He didn't know what it was.

When I asked him about cancer, he didn't say, "Get out of here."

That's what I wanted to hear, "Cancer? Get out of here."

Maybe he doesn't have a "get out of here" kind of personality.

How could a doctor not say, "Get out of here"?

It should be part of medical school training. "Cancer? Get out of here.

Go home. What are you, crazy?

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