Season 4, Episode 12: "The Airport"

I was on this plane where the flight attendant--

It was her first day on the job. So they didn't have a uniform for her yet.

And that really makes a big difference.

Here's just some regular person coming over, going:

"Would you bring your seatback all the way up?"

"Who the hell are you?"

She says, "I'm the flight attendant."

"Yeah, well, then I'm the pilot, all right?

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